a wolf's contract

In a sustainable future, all cars will be made from fresh beef; that is, juicy, moist and fibrous flesh, right off the bone (PLEASE NOTE: theses animals will be produced only from genetically altered stock, with no nervous systems or emotions). In an accident, the meat will provide superior padding and protection for the family, the flesh can easily be remoulded and sculpted to fit in with changing fashions of the time, and on hot summer days it will provide a cool and refreshing comfort for the skin. To avoid the vehicle from ageing and rotting, a wolf will be assigned to every vehicle, for cleaning and servicing duties. During the day the wolf will go around the vehicle and eat/trim off any meat that is more than 7 hours old, then at the night he will surgically remove any excess flesh from his body (under anaesthetic of course) and then re-patch it into the vehicle; making it as good as new for the following day. In return for this eco-friendly mode of transportation, the wolf only asks, that the owner of the vehicle donate at least 1 offspring for the wolfs to raise and cherish as their own.