Three hungry lionesses circled the innocent and injured young zebra, shivering in anticipation for the feast ahead. But in the instance before the attack, they all spontaneously and collectively came to the realisation that it would be a waste of a golden opportunity to not play with such a helpless creature first. After 70 hours of slow torments, a pseudo, preordained zebra vs state trial, and some 'experimental' psychoanalytical treatments, the lions; whose tummies were now fiercely rumbling, and whose young were growing impatient for nourishment, decided that enough was enough and that it was now time for the animal to be eaten. But whilst going in for the kill they all noticed a tear of joy coming from zebras eye, which forced them to abruptly halt in their tracks and ask "young zebra whats wrong, why do you cry with joy when u should be shaking violently with fear?" To which the young zebra replied "you have all been so kind to me these last few days; through your accusations, trials and treatments, I am now finally at peace with world and heartened to know that I will be eaten by such fine and noble creatures such as yourselves." The Lionesses, gobsmacked by these remarks had a sudden change of heart and decided to temporarily bath, feed, and cloth the lion until he regained his strength and hopefully changed his attitude.
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