Allen, the extraterrestrial was so damn sick of gravy that on numerous occasions he threatened to divorce his wife and move to the south coast, where she would never tread for fear of chocking on the coastal pollen. Ever since that trip to planet earth's subcontinent, Janet just couldn't go a day without gravy - especially that chilli spice ridden gravy that she loved so so much. It made her alive, bought a forgotten vitality to her, and it was sexually re-awakening her. Janet knew if she stopped cooking gravy, she would not be able to stand making love to allen; but allen really can't handle eating curries.. what oh what is she to do?
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